What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:59

Then came..
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Loons and Moons
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
IndiGo, Delta, Air France-KLM, Virgin Atlantic Announce Partnership - Airways Magazine
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Raw Milk Is Trending — Here's Why Doctors Are Seriously Concerned - BuzzFeed
So they tried
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Nintendo Switch 2 is here: all of the launch news - theverge.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics